New Teacher's Optimism No Match For Brayden

(Slow Brook Elementary)

The energy, optimism, and positivity embodied by recent VCU graduate and first-year teacher Clarissa Brighteyes was found to be no match whatsoever for third grade student Brayden Ruckus. 

During the first three days of the school year, Brayden has managed to derail a record-breaking twelve learning sessions, dismantled a classmate's art project, and shoved a first grader from a play structure. Already on a first-name basis with the school administration, Brayden has a unique ability to make the learning experience unpleasant for students, teachers, and staff alike. 

At press time, Ms. Brighteyes was reportedly researching graduate school programs.